do you march drum corps?
because your booty is WORLD CLASS.
My legs are open class
- plot twist: tuba's play 16th note runs while flutes and clarinets hold whole notes.
IT’S CALLED THE XBOX ONE BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU TURN 1 DEGREE AND WALK AWAY
I don’t know if you ever thought about radial coordinates but 1 degree is pretty small, unless the Xbox is at a ridiculously far distance, in which case you’ll still probably walk past it, not away from it.
Nononononono you turn one pi radians and walk away.
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
(Source: delonge-thomas)
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
(Source: onlytheilluminatisurvive)
That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
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